Mother's Day Jokes 2022

So speaking of Mother's Day, I got quite a few free comments to get ready to become rapidfire here so you know why is the computer so smart right because it listens to its motherboard. Why do what you call a mom who can't draw you would call her Tracy just sent the why did the cooking cry because his mother was waiting for so long and why the baby strawberry crybaby one about one well because his mom was in the jam yeah so what are the mama say to her full right it's pasture bedtime yet to be a worse person past time of so what do the mommy spider say to her babies. He said humans are. She said you been spending way too much time on the web. This is an oldie but a goodie with the mother broom say to the baby broom along the same lines, it's time to go to sleep and I do love this was Carmen my mother said you want to mount anything because you put said you want to mount anything because you broke asked me. I said oh yeah and she said, just you wait and I so this one is not totally upon, but I think would be good. My mother gave me the greatest gift anyone could ever give another person she believed in me, I'll say more than that. She gave me a belief in Christ so all mothers have intuition and great mothers.

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